Friday, December 11, 2009

HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN BOMB!

If anyone dies in the matter of creating a bomb please don't blame it on us because we did not tell you to do this!
Thanks very much sexy...........

1) Put bicarbonate of soda in a balloon and stick it to your ass.. Let it rip.

2) Put your hand in a light bulb and turn the light switch on..Wait 2hour and watch it light up your day!

3) Put a alive frog in the microwave for 3hours and run...fast!

4) Freeze a tomato put it in boiling water and refreeze until you have had fun. Then take a bazooka and shoot it a the tomato and tell your dad it was a worm...Make sure you have a sh!t load of money with you!

5) Take chocolate and melt it for 3 1/2 hours, mix egg yolk and crispy melted chocolate content together. Place it in a glass bowl, strap to your brother or sisters head with a duck and tape. Throw her off the 2nd floor or higher if you can. Then watch the bowl break!

6) This is a very evil bomb! Take 10 pink teddies (sorry for you if you don't have PINK teddies. You got screwed ova!) Strap them together with candy floss and throw them out of your daddy's plane. If he does not have one climb on the top of your roof and jump on them. If you fall off it will make an even better and bigger bomb.

7) Take pillow. Place it over your head. Push down for 1hour and don't let go. If you die the bomb will be successful if you don't die you are a total 24 carrot plonka!

8) Take a candle and hold it out for all the people who have die in this process. We hope the people who survived had fun and enjoyed themselves safely!

RIP you saw loser.

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