QUIZ:
1) The guy you have your eye on walks past you at school you...
a. Dis him to get his attention.
b. Pretend his not there and in the hope that he thinks you are mysterious.
c. Wink and twirl your hair.
2) A hot boy asks you out on your girls night out what do you do...
a. You take him along on your girls night out.
b. You dump your friends and go with him.
c. You tell him its you girls night out and better luck next time.
3) You just made out with your best friend crush what do you do...
a. You carry on kissing him until you feel so bad you stop and make him promise not to tell. Then you walk away
b. You slap him throw the face and run away and run to your friend tell her it was all his fault.
c. Stop kissing him and don't say a word until he spills the beans.
4) You boyfriend hasn't called you for a week, you...
a. Call him to make sure everything is okay.
b. Dump him cos he clearly doesn't care about you.
c. Go over to see him and check if he is okay.The plant a kiss.
5) Your car has just broken down and the hottest guy comes offers to help, you...
a. Reject his offer cos you are a independent woman.
b. Accept his offer and act clueless and 'cute'.
c. Ask him for help and thank him with a hug.
Thanks girls for taking our quiz.Here is our scoring works.
1) a.1 b.2 c.3
2) a.2 b.3 c.1
3) a.3 b.1 c.2
4) a.2 b.1 c.3
5) a.1 b.3 c.2
0-6 = HATER
6-11 = THEE IN BETWEEN
11-15 = DATER
HATER
You are so caught up in your own world and don't
really notice that you are blowing guys for no reason.
You need to pull up your socks and realizes that you
don't have to be that independent when you have a man
around to help you. So get on the nice cart and get going.
THEE IN BETWEEN
You are not really sure what to do when it comes to boys
but you will follow your gut, (Which is not always a good thing)
and do it in anyway. You stay distant from them and try not
to make yourself obvious but there is no point in being
unpredictable if nobody knows you to start with.
DATER
You are the avg. flirt who knows how to get your guys
and you are obvious and to the point even if it means
hurting your friends. You still need to realizes that there
is more to life than love and more to love than boys.
Thanks and hoped we helped. Please comment on what your turn out was. Thanks.
xx
Saturday, December 12, 2009
WHY DON'T STICK MEN WEAR UNDERPANTS?
Well this has been a question...buzzing in our minds for a while. Why don't quick men wear underpants? You would say cos they like it but we say cos they eat potatoes and not enough plants! The true answer is... well we wouldn't be asking you if we knew what it was damn it.
Our first interview was with Mr. R.Rock star.. (AKA..Ross Wilsenach).He claims,on mxit that they can use there shlong as a propeller or otherwise the growth of barley will make the Queen infertile!
Mr. J. Nicol says...."they simply don't have a dick as big as mine, therefore, don't acquire any support!"
Mr. Sven. H claims they are homosexuals, who like to compare.... and see each other naked!
Mr. G. Athreate, who is an expert stick drawer says...THAT'S THE WAY UH HUH UH HUH THEY LIKE IT UH HUH UH HUH!
Miss J. Batchelor says they have nothing to cover.
Miss H. Jenton a former teacher claims, that boys cannot bother to draw it any other way!
Miss S. Spiller read from her favourite poem book...love poems and rumpy pumpy! "My penisless husband said 'lets do it again.. I said: do what? He said: oh fine i will use a pen!"
Miss L.Bothma quoted from her head, who cares they can do what they want and they are only drawings! Besides who needs underpants when you got leaves!
Mrs A. Albacurkie says they do you up the bum you ass hole! (Wait that wasn't meant to be a joke!)
Zapiro says drawing stick men is a disgrace to thee cartoon kind and all of humanity.
Our conclusion to this matter is that stick men don't have any speical parts and boys can't draw to save their lives. (Well they can't draw penises on a stick man)
If you have any new topic we can write about please don't hesitate to write them in a comment and we will keep in touch. Please put your name under your comment.
xoxo...xoxo
Our first interview was with Mr. R.Rock star.. (AKA..Ross Wilsenach).He claims,on mxit that they can use there shlong as a propeller or otherwise the growth of barley will make the Queen infertile!
Mr. J. Nicol says...."they simply don't have a dick as big as mine, therefore, don't acquire any support!"
Mr. Sven. H claims they are homosexuals, who like to compare.... and see each other naked!
Mr. G. Athreate, who is an expert stick drawer says...THAT'S THE WAY UH HUH UH HUH THEY LIKE IT UH HUH UH HUH!
Miss J. Batchelor says they have nothing to cover.
Miss H. Jenton a former teacher claims, that boys cannot bother to draw it any other way!
Miss S. Spiller read from her favourite poem book...love poems and rumpy pumpy! "My penisless husband said 'lets do it again.. I said: do what? He said: oh fine i will use a pen!"
Miss L.Bothma quoted from her head, who cares they can do what they want and they are only drawings! Besides who needs underpants when you got leaves!
Mrs A. Albacurkie says they do you up the bum you ass hole! (Wait that wasn't meant to be a joke!)
Zapiro says drawing stick men is a disgrace to thee cartoon kind and all of humanity.
Our conclusion to this matter is that stick men don't have any speical parts and boys can't draw to save their lives. (Well they can't draw penises on a stick man)
If you have any new topic we can write about please don't hesitate to write them in a comment and we will keep in touch. Please put your name under your comment.
xoxo...xoxo
Friday, December 11, 2009
HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN BOMB!
If anyone dies in the matter of creating a bomb please don't blame it on us because we did not tell you to do this!
Thanks very much sexy...........
1) Put bicarbonate of soda in a balloon and stick it to your ass.. Let it rip.
2) Put your hand in a light bulb and turn the light switch on..Wait 2hour and watch it light up your day!
3) Put a alive frog in the microwave for 3hours and run...fast!
4) Freeze a tomato put it in boiling water and refreeze until you have had fun. Then take a bazooka and shoot it a the tomato and tell your dad it was a worm...Make sure you have a sh!t load of money with you!
5) Take chocolate and melt it for 3 1/2 hours, mix egg yolk and crispy melted chocolate content together. Place it in a glass bowl, strap to your brother or sisters head with a duck and tape. Throw her off the 2nd floor or higher if you can. Then watch the bowl break!
6) This is a very evil bomb! Take 10 pink teddies (sorry for you if you don't have PINK teddies. You got screwed ova!) Strap them together with candy floss and throw them out of your daddy's plane. If he does not have one climb on the top of your roof and jump on them. If you fall off it will make an even better and bigger bomb.
7) Take pillow. Place it over your head. Push down for 1hour and don't let go. If you die the bomb will be successful if you don't die you are a total 24 carrot plonka!
8) Take a candle and hold it out for all the people who have die in this process. We hope the people who survived had fun and enjoyed themselves safely!
RIP you saw loser.
Thanks very much sexy...........
1) Put bicarbonate of soda in a balloon and stick it to your ass.. Let it rip.
2) Put your hand in a light bulb and turn the light switch on..Wait 2hour and watch it light up your day!
3) Put a alive frog in the microwave for 3hours and run...fast!
4) Freeze a tomato put it in boiling water and refreeze until you have had fun. Then take a bazooka and shoot it a the tomato and tell your dad it was a worm...Make sure you have a sh!t load of money with you!
5) Take chocolate and melt it for 3 1/2 hours, mix egg yolk and crispy melted chocolate content together. Place it in a glass bowl, strap to your brother or sisters head with a duck and tape. Throw her off the 2nd floor or higher if you can. Then watch the bowl break!
6) This is a very evil bomb! Take 10 pink teddies (sorry for you if you don't have PINK teddies. You got screwed ova!) Strap them together with candy floss and throw them out of your daddy's plane. If he does not have one climb on the top of your roof and jump on them. If you fall off it will make an even better and bigger bomb.
7) Take pillow. Place it over your head. Push down for 1hour and don't let go. If you die the bomb will be successful if you don't die you are a total 24 carrot plonka!
8) Take a candle and hold it out for all the people who have die in this process. We hope the people who survived had fun and enjoyed themselves safely!
RIP you saw loser.
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